Holy Crazy Life!

Has it been a week since I last posted? 

I wasn't in jail. 

I just failed to get back on here once I returned to the normal world.  Still recovering.

The bachelor party was great.  I got up Friday morning at 4:30 AM to pack and drive to Wichita to pick up the first accomplice.  We were on the road from there shortly after 8:00 AM on our way to Ponca City, OK to pick up the organizer of madness.  We joked around and had a good time the whole way to the lake.

We arrived at the cabin around 2:00 and cracked open a beer the minute we stepped out of the truck.  The rocky mountain goodness set the pace for the rest of the trip. 

We met with the owner and were not sure if we really liked him or were scared of him.  He would say whatever he was thinking, and I mean whatever.  He had let us know up front, that he was like that due to a head injury, so we knew what to expect a little. 

We got our rooms picked and went to unload the boat to get started fishing.  The boat wouldn't start.  We eventually found out the battery was dead so the owner let us borrow one of his batteries until the bachelor and accomplice 2 arrived with a new battery.

We fished for a couple hours.  The other 2 had arrived, so we met back at the cabin and began the party. 

Several shots and beers dissapearred.  We decided to go to town to get some food.  We ate at an awesome bar and grill that had the best burger I've ever had.  We had more shots and beers at the bar.  The mixture was working well and almost took down accomplice 1.  He rallied and hit the water.  The waitress was on board with the bachelor party and grabbed accomplice 2 and boobed his face. 

After the boob face experience the groom decided to get in the spirit and drove us to a gentleman's club.  He no longer drinks, but likes to get the rest of us beyond repair.  We dropped some 1's and had a great time.  Apparently that club was so much fun we took off to find another.  We got lost and ran into a casino.  Why not? 

We went in to find the tightest slots I've ever seen.  I got lucky and hit a small jackpot for a 100.00 right before we left.  Not bad.  The rest of the party didn't have any luck.

We got back to the cabin and started fishing off the dock for catfish.  We broke a few off, but never got any in.  I was tired from getting up 20 some hours earlier so I went to bed.  The rest of them continued to fish.  I don't think they ever got one in.

The next morning we were all up early to go out fishing on the boat.  We had all gotten fish after a few hours and headed back to the cabin.  We decided to take a trip to town to find a liquor store.  On the way one of the guys suggested a shot n run.  We stopped at a biker bar, had a shot and continued on our way.  We found a liquor store then ended up going back to the bar for several hours.

We got back to the cabin and a couple of the guys laid down, so the other 3 of us headed to another casino.  The line at the cashout place was long so I suggested we go around with my 20.00 and play max credits until I hit big or bust. 

We continued to go from slot to slot hitting up to 100.00, down to 20.00 up to 100.00 down to 20.00 for over an hour before we finally busted out.

At the cabin 1 of the guys was still asleep.  The other was already drinking again and insisted we catch up.  We gave it a valliant effort, but he was just too far ahead.

Sunday we woke up to high winds and decided to pack up and head back.

Monday we had soccer, Tuesday we had 9 kids at the house and last night we cooked for 40 teenagers at the church youth group, so I haven't had a chance to relax or update.  Tonight we have soccer again.